Regardless of the length of the pants, a stop watch, a clip board and tube socks would be required. I picture a lot of shouting. Some possible activities: overseeing tasting practice, running swirling drills, speed glass washing exercises, motivating the wine team prior to big drinking events.
p.s. This marks my 200th post – a big thank you to my readers. Maybe I would’ve hit this number sooner with a wine coach.